US Release date: 12 May 1950
First Melbourne Saturday Suburban: 2 December 1950
Genre: Comedy
Country: USA
Running time: 87 minutes
Director: Norman Taurog
Cast: Deborah Kerr, Robert Walker & Mark Stevens
Australian Distributor: MGM
Melbourne Premiere Venue: MGM’s St. James theatre for one week from 15 September 1950 supporting Crisis.
Suburban Release Type: Union 8-W-2
Rankings
| Rank | ||
| EF Points | 124 | 171 |
| EF PPE | 2.48 | 215 |
| Metres Travelled | 566,000 | 31 |
| Average MT | 11,320 | 34 |
| Engagements | 50 | 86 |
| Slots | 81 | 35 |
| Weeks | 31 | 37 |
| Weeks as % of engagements | 62.00% | 59 |
| Saturdays | 10 | 219 |
| Sats as % of engagements | 20.00% | 281 |
| Tuesdays | 9 | 182 |
| Tues as % of engagements | 18.00% | 242 |
| First billed | 1 | 237 |
| Second billed | 49 | 21 |
| Feature only | 0 | 34* |
Independent ratios
| Engagements weeks 1-10 | 47 |
| Ratio | 94.00% |
| Difference to chain ratio | 7.33% |
| Eng weeks 11-26 | 1 |
| Ratio | 2.00% |
| Difference to chain ratio | -5.62% |
| Eng weeks 27-52 | 2 |
| Ratio | 4.00% |
| Difference to chain ratio | -1.71% |
| Hoyts eng | 0 |
| Ratio | 0.00% |
| Difference to chain ratio | -0.84% |
| Independent eng | 37 |
| Ratio | 74.00% |
| Difference to chain ratio | -3.11% |
| Suburban eng | 13 |
| Ratio | 26.00% |
| Difference to chain ratio | 3.95% |
Notes: This romantic comedy nearly derailed Deborah Kerr’s Hollywood career before it began and stunk up MGM’s ledger for the year. Dumped as a support for Crisis, it followed that film into the suburbs, repeating the role. Managed some respectable metrics due to cashing it on its top-lining partner.
Please Believe Me engagements
| SUBURB | VENUE | CHAIN | DATE | W | D | B | CO-FEATURE |
| Collingwood | Austral | Suburban | 2/12/1950 | 1 | T | 2 | Crisis |
| Albert Park | Kinema | Independent | 2/12/1950 | 1 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| Burnley | Burnley | Independent | 2/12/1950 | 1 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| North Carlton | Adelphi | Independent | 2/12/1950 | 1 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| Richmond | National | Independent | 2/12/1950 | 1 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| St. Kilda | Astor | Independent | 2/12/1950 | 1 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| Toorak | Village | Independent | 2/12/1950 | 1 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| St. Kilda | Palais | Suburban | 2/12/1950 | 1 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| Newmarket | Newmarket | Suburban | 9/12/1950 | 2 | T | 2 | Crisis |
| Brunswick | Empire | Independent | 9/12/1950 | 2 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| Caulfield | Camden | Independent | 9/12/1950 | 2 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| Elsternwick | Esquire | Independent | 9/12/1950 | 2 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| Moonee Ponds | Moonee | Independent | 9/12/1950 | 2 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| West Brunswick | Western | Independent | 9/12/1950 | 2 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| Westgarth | Westgarth | Independent | 9/12/1950 | 2 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| Malvern | Embassy | Suburban | 9/12/1950 | 2 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| Preston | Planet | Suburban | 9/12/1950 | 2 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| Balwyn | Balwyn | Suburban | 16/12/1950 | 3 | S | 2 | Crisis |
| Camberwell | Rivoli | Suburban | 16/12/1950 | 3 | S | 2 | Crisis |
| Brunswick East | Liberty | Independent | 16/12/1950 | 3 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| East Malvern | Waverley | Independent | 16/12/1950 | 3 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| Essendon | Regal | Independent | 16/12/1950 | 3 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| Glenferrie | Glen | Independent | 16/12/1950 | 3 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| Hawthorn | Vogue | Independent | 16/12/1950 | 3 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| Ormond | Plaza | Suburban | 16/12/1950 | 3 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| Preston | St. James | Suburban | 16/12/1950 | 3 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| North Brighton | Gardenvale | Independent | 23/12/1950 | 4 | S | 2 | Crisis |
| Elwood | Broadway | Independent | 23/12/1950 | 4 | S | 2 | Crisis |
| Fairfield | Fairfield | Suburban | 23/12/1950 | 4 | T | 2 | Crisis |
| Ashburton | Civic | Independent | 23/12/1950 | 4 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| Middle Brighton | Dendy | Independent | 23/12/1950 | 4 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| Footscray | Grand | Independent | 23/12/1950 | 4 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| Sandringham | Roxy | Independent | 23/12/1950 | 4 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| Newport | Plaza | Independent | 30/12/1950 | 5 | S | 2 | Crisis |
| Williamstown | Empress | Independent | 30/12/1950 | 5 | S | 2 | Crisis |
| Box Hill | Rialto | Suburban | 30/12/1950 | 5 | S | 2 | Crisis |
| Coburg | Plaza | Independent | 30/12/1950 | 5 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| Heidelberg | Orient | Independent | 30/12/1950 | 5 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| Yarraville | Sun | Independent | 30/12/1950 | 5 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| Oakleigh | Plaza | Independent | 6/01/1951 | 6 | S | 2 | Crisis |
| North Melbourne | Central | Independent | 6/01/1951 | 6 | T | 1 | Crisis |
| Port Melbourne | Port | Independent | 6/01/1951 | 6 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| Surrey Hills | Surrey | Independent | 13/01/1951 | 7 | S | 2 | Crisis |
| Murrumbeena | Argosy | Suburban | 20/01/1951 | 8 | S | 2 | Crisis |
| North Richmond | Victoria | Independent | 20/01/1951 | 8 | T | 2 | Crisis |
| West Preston | Rivoli | Independent | 20/01/1951 | 8 | T | 2 | Crisis |
| Chelsea | Plaza | Independent | 27/01/1951 | 9 | W | 2 | Crisis |
| Reservoir | Plaza | Independent | 10/02/1951 | 11 | T | 2 | Crisis |
| West Coburg | Progress | Independent | 7/07/1951 | 32 | T | 2 | The Big Hangover |
| Greensborough | Victory | Suburban | 18/08/1951 | 38 | T | 2 | Panic in the Streets |


